Twist And Turns Fan T-Shirts

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You've changed."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Sand danger

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

The revenge of Russell

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Sandy Floss

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Winter in the City

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Shark Fishing

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Closet.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Curling Rocks!

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."