Twist Ending Fan T-Shirts

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Sand danger

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

First past the post.

Fire door.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

The revenge of Russell

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

The princess and the key

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Shark Fishing

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

'Sit!'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Farmer Doll!

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."