Twist Ending Fan T-Shirts

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Sand danger

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

First past the post.

Fire door.

The revenge of Russell

Fairy tale

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

The princess and the key

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Shark Fishing

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Sit!'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

Farmer Doll!

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.