Tv Throwback Enthusiast Gifts

"Last time our team won I associated the BBC with Andy Pandy...."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

Munster Island.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Elderly Tarzan...