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"Last time our team won I associated the BBC with Andy Pandy...."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

Lorne Greene

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

June Brown

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Munster Island.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Police Box

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Elderly Tarzan...