Oh yeah? Well the crime show that got me arrested got higher ratings than the show that got you arrested!
Tv Ratings Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift that hits the perfect ratings for your TV aficionado? Our collection of fun and cheeky products features designs that showcase their passion for television stats. Ideal for fans who track scores, share jokes about viewer ratings, or just love a good TV binge, these gifts add a humorous twist to their fandom. Whether it’s a cozy pillow, a statement tee, or an eye-catching print, you’ll find something that celebrates their obsession with the small screen and its big numbers.
"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"
Cut!
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
Astral Projection
The First Annual Game Show Week.
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.
Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"
Miami Mice
Haywatch
As Seen Watching TV
Larry King
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
"Let's just binge watch this."
Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
"For five starts it's worth the trip."
Gillian Leigh Anderson
'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'
"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."
'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'
"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"
"The season finale of the world is near."
Tony Robinson
'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'
"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"
'Not another elimination show!'
Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.
"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."
Tv Ratings Fanatic Gifts Collection
Tv Ratings Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for TV ratings lovers—funny, witty, and designed to brighten their mornings.
Tv Ratings Fanatic Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring clever TV ratings humor—great for making their space uniquely theirs.
Tv Ratings Fanatic Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate television ratings—perfect for fans who love to display their passion stylishly.
Tv Ratings Fanatic T-Shirts
Check out our range of T-shirts that boldly showcase a TV ratings fanatic’s pride—ideal for casual wear or a humorous gift.