Tv Ratings Fanatic Pillows

Oh yeah? Well the crime show that got me arrested got higher ratings than the show that got you arrested!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Cut!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Astral Projection

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Miami Mice

Haywatch

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Tony Robinson

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'Not another elimination show!'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."