Tv Ratings Fanatic Pillows

Oh yeah? Well the crime show that got me arrested got higher ratings than the show that got you arrested!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

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As Seen Watching TV

Haywatch

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'Not another elimination show!'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"