Turning Point Gifts

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"It appears that while others grow older and wiser, you're just growing older."

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

Needlepoint Viewpoint

Castaway's bad luck.

I get knocked down and I stay there

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

Comb Sweet Comb.

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

It's seasonal depression time!

Football goalie has turned the goal around

A man holding balloons shaped like '41'