Talking Points Gifts

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Men gossiping

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I love Basketball.

You can't get what up

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"