Talking Points T-Shirts

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Men gossiping

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

I love Basketball.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

You can't get what up

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'