Talk It Out Champion Gifts

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Full Of Beans

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Dadonomics

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."