Talk It Out Champion Mugs

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

Dadonomics

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Full Of Beans

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Small Talk Outlet

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."