Turning One Gifts

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Eat my dust!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Sand danger

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Doom & Gloom

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Animal House.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

They changed their tunes.

NYPD Siren Training

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.