Wild One Gifts

Animal House.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

25¢ Ride the Pony

Where the Wild Things Summer

Inventing Time Travel

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Careful

Feral Hour 5-7.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Big Brother - Final Series.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

Antelopes.

Cowboys in a Bar.

'Your days of walking on the wild side are over.'

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...'

Yeah, but I have the amazing runner's high right now!

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had been born in the wild

I've always been the good, law-abiding, non-threatening guy. And that's gotten old. Maybe it's time for me to be an outlaw. Maybe it's time to grow big mutton chops and long hair, let my skin get all grizzled and leathery, and ride a Harley into infamy. You can't just change your persona like you change your underwear. Say that to my mutton chops, you punkish ... punk.

Tortoise and Hedgehog awake from hibernation in same bed after pre hibernation party.

"I think mine’s broken."

"We found him wandering aimlessly in the woods. He was raised in the city by a pack of lawyers."

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"Geoffrey's rewilding."