Wild Style Enthusiast Gifts

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

Utility Chic.

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"