Wild Style Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Trendies, INC

Utility Chic.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'