Wild Designer Gifts

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

The Hammer

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

I Pagliacci

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Fricka arrives.

This little pig's house was a facade.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Inventing Time Travel

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."