Wild Designer Prints

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Hammer

'She dressed herself this morning.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

I Pagliacci

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Fricka arrives.

This little pig's house was a facade.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Inventing Time Travel