Wild Dresser Gifts

A Clothes Lion

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Do you like my little black number?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Snail Man

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Savory Types

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?