Wild Dresser T-Shirts

A Clothes Lion

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Savory Types

A Meeting of Great Ties.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking