Wild Hair Rebel Gifts

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"What's with your hair?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Dog Teenagers

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The final days of hair coloring

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

"Wash and Quo"

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

The Courier Out of hell

Gorilla in a zoo wears a t-shirt stating: Born To Be Wild.

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

'I have just the thing to comb out your hair.'

'Son, you need a haircut.'

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

Smash the System

Wet frog

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

Rain cloud raining on gardener

The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings