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Animal House.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Where the Wild Things Summer

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Inventing Time Travel

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

Antelopes.

Cowboys in a Bar.

'Your days of walking on the wild side are over.'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

'I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...'

Tortoise and Hedgehog awake from hibernation in same bed after pre hibernation party.

"I think mine’s broken."

"We found him wandering aimlessly in the woods. He was raised in the city by a pack of lawyers."

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."