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"Fortissimo! Breath control! Diaphragm! Again!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Inventing Time Travel

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Careful

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Feral Hour 5-7.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Animal House.

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

Clarinet Playing Hunter

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had been born in the wild

I've always been the good, law-abiding, non-threatening guy. And that's gotten old. Maybe it's time for me to be an outlaw. Maybe it's time to grow big mutton chops and long hair, let my skin get all grizzled and leathery, and ride a Harley into infamy. You can't just change your persona like you change your underwear. Say that to my mutton chops, you punkish ... punk.

"We found him wandering aimlessly in the woods. He was raised in the city by a pack of lawyers."

Cat: 'Either their cheese has gone bad, or the mice are working on weapons of mass destruction.'

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!