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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'