Turning One Prints

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Eat my dust!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Sand danger

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Animal House.

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

Earthworm Stampede

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

They changed their tunes.

NYPD Siren Training

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"I hear your fix choppers."