Turkey Whisperers Gifts

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Children's Feast.

Cat Towels

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Unemotional Support Animal

"This never happened."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Cat Reunion

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Litter Tray Training

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."