Turkey Whisperers T-Shirts

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats and gardens.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"This never happened."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Litter Tray Training

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion