Turkey Traveler Gifts

'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pina Coladas

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Desert Island Fantasies

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

A white collar cow.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Vacation Bus Photo