Turkey Traveler Pillows

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pina Coladas

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Vacation Bus Photo

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Desert Island Fantasies

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.