Turkey Day Dreamer Pillows

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered invididuals.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Duck Hunt

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Hot Air Balloon

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Idle parts

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Wordplay: Me.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

The Sun Bather

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Sloth is a sin."

No Action Comics

Alarm

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'I don't 'do' chewing!'