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'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered invididuals.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Duck Hunt

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Hot Air Balloon

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Idle parts

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Wordplay: Me.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

The Sun Bather

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Sloth is a sin."

No Action Comics

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Alarm

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"