Turban Collector T-Shirts

A fat ginger cat sits atop the turban of a man

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'God's speed.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese