Turban Collector T-Shirts

A fat ginger cat sits atop the turban of a man

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'