Tuesday Gifts

Just Because it's Tuesday

Speed Dating for Turtles

Is that pancake ready yet?

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

The Stripper

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Time for pancakes!

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Turtle Home

Church: Open Sundays

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Curate talking to miners