Thursday Gifts

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

37 years in the same position.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

Concert Pianist.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Time for More Paperwork

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Orchestra.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

'Bring out yer books!'

Motivation to work

Late/Too Late.

Friday

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel