Thursday Gifts

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

'T.M.I.F.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Concert Pianist.

Overworked in the office

Working hours.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'These are job perks.'

Orchestra.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Time for More Paperwork

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Friday

Motivation to work

Late/Too Late.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Bring out yer books!'

City Boy.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."