Fridays Gifts

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'T.M.I.F.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Friday

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Infinity Tavern

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"They grow up so fast."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Casual Thursday

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

Thank God It's Friday.