Wednesday Gifts

"Every day is hump day to me!"

Zoo. It's Wednesday again --- Time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

'I hate hump day!'

"Happy Hump Day!"

'T.M.I.F.'

Friday

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

GDP and G&T.

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'