Wednesday Dinner Gifts

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

The Butlers Ball.

(The Drinking Buddy System)

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"