Weekly Dinner Routine Gifts

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Soup of the month.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

The ecumenical dinner party.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

Me, Alice and God

Thoughts of Fall

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'