Weekly Dinner Routine Gifts

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Soup of the month.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

The ecumenical dinner party.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Me, Alice and God

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

Thoughts of Fall

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"OK, if I can pass on the duck's blood soup, I'll eat the spinach!"