Weekly Dinners Gifts

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."

The Butlers Ball.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"