Weekday Meals Gifts

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

Tartine

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Friday

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Please don't kill me."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Soup Surprise

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Soup

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Brunch for Cows

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

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