Weekday Struggles Gifts

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

Friday

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What time is it mentally?"

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

A spider meal prepping

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Thriller of the Week

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

While the boss is on holiday Harrison is evidently taking over for him.

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.