Weekday Navigation Gifts

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Friday

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Recalculating!

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

Clock in, Clock out.

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

You are here.