Weekday Navigation Gifts

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Friday

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Recalculating!

Just Because it's Tuesday

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Clock in, Clock out.

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"