Weekday Navigator Gifts

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

You are here.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Made in China.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Production Meeting: Excuses

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

Female Boss 6

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Bureaucratic castle