Morning Traffic Navigator Gifts

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Fast Lane.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Tired Barbie

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Made in China.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

How to save mankind...