Morning Rush Navigator Gifts

"I'm sure there's something I've forgotten!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

A Preschool of Fish

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Tired Barbie

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Running Latte

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'