Weekday Navigator Prints

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

You are here.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Made in China.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Production Meeting: Excuses

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Female Boss 6

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

Bureaucratic castle