Friday Meals Gifts

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'T.M.I.F.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Chez Nous Menu

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Friday

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Infinity Tavern

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Next Round Indicator

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"