Friday Meals Pillows

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Chez Nous Menu

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Friday

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Next Round Indicator

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Stuffing the turkey.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.