Weekly Routine Gifts

Thought for Wednesday

Soup of the month.

Toothbrush Romance

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

My Day - elevator magazine

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"We're still pre-rich."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I've been to the office..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

A day in the life of a cow.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

"And don't try to be a hero."

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

Washing Face

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.