Weekly Routine Mugs

Thought for Wednesday

Soup of the month.

I hate monday mornings.

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"We're still pre-rich."

My Day - elevator magazine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Commuting

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Washing Face

"And don't try to be a hero."

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."