Weekday Routine Mugs

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Friday

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"It's time to wake up!"